A tree in need of assurance is a quaking aspen.
Trees: A tree in need of comfort is a weeping willow.
Is it true that humming birds hum because they don’t know the words?
I’ve often said….Mornings would be great if they didn’t start so darn early.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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