If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
What do you call male ballerinas?
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand . . .
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Get a new car for your spouse. It’ll be a great trade
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines
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