Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
What do you call male ballerinas?
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand . . .
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Get a new car for your spouse. It’ll be a great trade
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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